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"Amazing piece of flash that should not be missed!"
Did I just cry? Well of course! This is a very well made piece of flash that really got to me emotionally because of my own problems. Life sucks, it does, and the unfortunate life Jerry has really reaches to me, mostly because, so far, my life is not where I thought it would be. its unfortunate what happens to Jerry, and for him to lose all the positive factors in his life really is sad. If anything, of any possible problem, I wished this was longer, or had more episodes. Beautiful to say the least.
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Talk about brilliant Comedy Platformer/RPG!
This game, when I first played, was a little interesting for its use of 16-bit sprites, and 8-bit music, (Yeah really) but got more fun as I played through. This is Console Quality gameplay right here! Its fun, funny and a relief from the other stuff I play and watch on The Grounds!
I, however, dock points for it taking a little time to actually get into this adventure, but otherwise, this is great!
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As a fan of Disturbed, I can say it was only a matter of time before a music video was made on this website, but what I got was mostly bad animation, with an exception to some very good animation (You know who you are.)
I loved the song choice, absolutley LOVED IT! I thought it was perfect. I am also a fan of the idea of a collab with lesser known artists. (Which is also the major flaw at the same time)
I suggest a different approach next time, because this was not as good as it could have been
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Of all the flashes out there, This one seems to have a handle on new creative, actually intuative gameplay. This is a new idea thats never been explored. Keep it up
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"It lacks the final touches that makes it great"
Heres the idea. Get Smash Bros Mario, put him in his own game, and fight your way to the end. Sound great, no? Well, the concept seems to lack any real fun. The game was a short mini flash of course, but the some sort of variation is needed. I also find it werid that you can cheat by juggling the enemies over and over, EVEN BOWSER. While rying to get the high score does give motive, It really bothered me how my motivation was dying as the repetitive gameplay dragged, and for a 15 minute game too. It was not all that fun to play, but as far spoofs/beat em' ups/action games go, the level of decency is enough to garner at least a play through
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If you like Rock Band, prepare to jam out to user created bliss. This game takes you to the same instrument style gamplay like Rock Band, without Vocals, and bass, but with DJ disks, Elite Beat style ganeplay, and things called frets, which play like Drums with guitar. The whole game play with these three musical tools, which allow you to play a game created by the players, as all the music is avaliavle in the Audio Portal. Getting to the core, your choices fell a a little limited. Some songs have one instrument, whike other may have the other two, but why can't all songs have all instruments? About the instruments, they all play quite well, with a little issues.
DJ Disk- My personal faves. you use the mouse to play, by spinning the mouse around the disks, to hit the notes. One issue that appears here is the difficulty to FC any song, while still being the easiest. What I mean is, playing is simple enough, but some note pop up on the other disk, whch you have to hit to be perfect. It also tends to alternate between the disks, which is a real ass pain.
Frets- The most common, but not the best instrument. They play like Guitar and drums combined. Theres not much to say but for its difficulty. I wish you can play like guitar, but the drum like controls ruin alot.
Click Clik- The best insrument avaliable, because, if you already played elite beat agents, than you will OWN this. Its also very fun.
Do I like this game, yeah, but a little bit of improvement on the instruments will be appreciated. But my crys are not towards the creator, but towards the users, who make the music, because the users tend to make the tracks WAY too difficult. This problem is also present in Guitar Heros: World Tours User created content, where a multitude of the music availiable are at the highest possible difficulty, just to test the skills of the palyers. I like it, but more original content would suffice. Its the start of something BIG, and this is the type of thing Newgrounds needs to stay afloat
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"Epic! The few rare greats Newground offers!"
Theres much pure heart here, it was hard to count. Music was, although taken from other titles, fitting to the dark (but somewhat light) mood of the flick. Listening to Crush 40 while fighting for the planet just fits on so many levels. The animation was bar-none supurb, and used well. But one thing about the animation was the fact that most of the time, it was just standing around, even in few of the action sequences, but only a few, most of the time, it was great. A few movments here and there, dynamic movement, fast paced fighting scene, and walla! Sonic flash is born!. The action is one thing that pulled me in to this one. Back to the animation, as I said, it was bland at times, but during a action sequence, IT WAS FAST, VIOLENT, AND XREME! A merging of DBZ and Sonic may not be somthing an average person thinks about offten, but its the rare things that always end up being great. The dialog, although ripped from the sonic games, was put together pretty well, nothing like a Youtube Poop. I could'nt keep my attention to the story, but for what it is, it was nothing but epic beauty. I love Sonic the Hedgehog, and I love to see people like Chakra- X keeping my love for the blue guy alive!
Does anyone else find it odd that this was named Sonic: Nazo Unleashed, and the newest Sonic game is called Sonic: Unlesshed, or is it just me?
EASTER EGG: During the scene when everyone is holding up a ring, very quickly, Mario and Luigi are holding up a ring. (Its super fast though, I spotted it by Mario vision!)
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In so many levels, it works. The concept here was to get a bunch of authors and get them to sing a song, thats about a song, thats about a game (Thats all I understood.) On a musical level, Its ear candy, (only if your into this stuff) I mean, bash him fucking in the head? Stab him in the Fucking face? How is that not ROFL enough? I wish I could call it eye candy, but the picture display didn't seem, eh, lets sssaaayyyy, "juicy" enough. Yeah, its amusing, but after the fourth time (;P), its stale. This is somthing more out of the Audio Portal, than a AAA flash. "A ROFLCopter song and a amusing enough flash?" Kibropher said, "Fine! But I wont like it!" That is somthing that was most likley said prior to release. All of the authors voices sounded cool, not American Idol worthy, but cool. I especialy like Rina-chans voice, which is pretty cute. One question, Do these people live together or somthing? It seems like they all do cross-over with each other every other flash. (not a bad thing) I like these type of flashes alot, its a neat way to get your mind goin' with "What ifs..."
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Your probably wondering, "Why is it a 8 if its so legendary." Well Newgrounds, simply put, NOT ENOUGH ZEEKY! Zeeky H. Bomb, internet Phenom, and great M.U.G.E.N. character, just does'nt apper enough. Putting that away, we have a great flash here. In 2001, flash wasn't at its greatest point, but people managed to come out with amazing stuff. For only 3.7 MB, we have 30 minutes of fun here. (30 minutes in 3.7 MB is a world record, right?) The story is about a bunch a stick people, who die alot, must find out why they explode when they say Zeeky Boogie Doog, while blowing up the planet and killing everyone multiple times in the process. "WHAT THE F%#@!" Thats all I said after finding that out. Animation is bland (which also contributes to this movies 8) but is still funny for a time. Long and repeating gags are also fun. Its sad to see only 167,664 people have only watched this (at the time I reviewed) but what can I say?
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"Possibly the greatest movie Newgrounds ever had!"
Where do I begin? Lets start with the parodies......F'N FUNNY! Theres so many refrences to all thats Nintendo, its almost impossible to keep track. The Music, while mostly game rips, theres a few original tracks in there, all I can jam to. This has probably one of the best credits as well, not being scroll credits, but fully animated "credits flying all over the place" fun. The menus are also well made, with useful stuff like info on the authors, ect. Chris Niosi, master Parody Ranger, and director of this master flick, did a fantastic job with the other artist to produce one the the biggest flashes ever! (I still think the Demented Cartoon Movie is still the top legendary flash, though)
This is a prophet on how flash should be made, and sets a bar on Newgrounds. Its so good, it makes me wish I gave the first 3/5! Love it to the end!
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